The
Golden Fish of Yosemite

I was walking
along the river
bank one early monring, when suddenly I heard a voice that
said, "care to hear my story, one that will make you
scream and shout?"
Curious to
know who was speaking, I looked inside the water (H2O) and
saw a golden fish.
"Look
I could swim, talk, and even dance the cha cha cha. I am
the fish that has been swimming in the Yosemite Valley for
a very long time. My favoite swimming place was a lake that
covered this valley 10,000 years ago."
I was tired
and hungry; I had not slept for two nights and two days.
Being lost in the Yosemite woods was not an easy task. "Little
fish, little fish. I am glad you could talk. Can you please
show me the way back? I am lost, tired and hungry and I
can hardly talk."
"Don't
worry my friend, I will lead the way back" the golden
fish said.
I suddenly
reached for the fish, killed it, and had a good fishy snack.